Guys, Gals and Guns

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Every time I pick a book that has to do with guns- and we have more than a few- I make sure that the book I give them is in as pristine condition as I can find.  I don't want to upset a gun-toting reader!

Today someone ordered a Blue Book of gun values, and also a book on 10 Minute face lifts you can perform at home.

I now have a mental image of a man holding a gun on his wife, demanding that she look 10 years younger or else.  

Or perhaps a woman wants to look younger to attract a certain man but, if the face lift doesn't work, she'll always have the gun for persuasion.

Either way you look at it, face lifts and guns don't mix.

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Some people have very strange hobbies...!

Okay - that is just too darn funny. I'm setting here thinking somewhere in this still great country of ours someone is saying, "Okay we'll buy a gun at blue book value, go rob a bank, give ourselves a face lift and do it all over again tomorrow."
Ralph

thanks. this is funny-

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

Hilarious! Look ten years younger or else!!

I'm imagining a woman who's husband has just run off with another woman leaving behind his prized gun collection which she plans to sell to finance a trip to Aruba filled with vacation-sex galore (hence the need for a home face lift).

I think it is someone who plans on robbing a bank and then changing their look to fool the po-leese.

Just my humble 2 cents.

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